Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Joke of the Day

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?


PS Who deleted Agnes?
PPS Speak Now is out!


Sunday, October 24, 2010

Random: Top 10 Jokes #2

Hi fun/random blog-viewers,
Here's a fun/random joke rated #2...

A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

Source: http://www.4degreez.com/jokes/disp_jokes.mv?categ=&sort=n&jokex=943237916
Posted by: Ammonium

Friday, October 22, 2010

Addin' On

To add on to Ammonium's post...

NEGATIVE THINKING: See Mr Ng's face and all will be revealed.

Party till Tuesday! Be afraid, be very afraid! Not!

Random joke: YOU!

Random + Fun = ???

Ignore the title. This is random but not fun. :P


POSITIVE THINKING: It's finally over and it's time for FUN!!!

So...now on this fun blog, here's a random one-liner to start this 'fun'. For 'fun' only, seriously:
  • What if after two weeks, you show your results to your mother and she says: 'I am so happy/mad (depends) with your results I want to screw your mum!!!...Wait, I am your mum...' (continue the rest of the story by yourself...)
Get it? XD.

Neo Hong Afro (Guess Ammonium/NH4+ wouldn't be used much for now, right)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Last burst of fire!

YEAH! After tomorrow, everything will be over! Come on! You can do it! Remember, after you come home tomorrow, 'Justin's jokes of the week' will be waiting for you!