One day Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH) went through the forest to look for her grandmother. On her way, she saw the Big Bad Wolf (BBW), who was squatting behind a log.
She went up to him and said, "My my Mr Wolf, what big eyes you have!" When the BBW heard her, he ran away. So LRRH walked on.
A while later, she saw the BBW again, this time behind a tree, so she said, "My my Mr Wolf, what big ears you have!" Upon hearing that, the BBW ran away again.
Miles later, she the the BBW again! But this time, he was behind a road sign. Just as LRRH was about to speak, the BBW shouted, "Little girl can you stop disturbing me, I'm trying to sh*t!
Taken from Muttons on the Move
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